1.A child was watching his mother delete e-mail messages from her inbox.  “This reminds me of the Lord's Prayer,” the child said. “What do you mean? “asked the mother. “Oh, you know the part that says, Deliver us from e-mail.

2.A man arrived at the emergency room with both of his ears  badly burned  “How did this happen?” asked the doctor.The man explained what had happened. “Well, what about the other ear?”the doctor inquired. “Oh that happened when I called for the ambulance.”